my name is jon hendren. hi

i am on twitter. my name there is @fart. i have no idea how i got that username, i just typed it in and it worked

i write stupid stuff for something awful sometimes and have written for vice before, and some other stuff

i live in the sf bay area and work as a writer and it's pretty good. i like the parts with jokes. if you want to hire me that's cool too

i have a car and a computer and a cat and i like dogs and bugs and plants

you can email or gchat at me if you want. my gmail address is my first and last name and then @gmail.com at the end of it

that's about it really, bye